How to watch the Masters in peace!

It’s one of the best weeks of the year baby! Masters Week!

 

But not everyone thinks it’s so great.. those non-golfnuts at work and at home will probably try and keep you from watching the greatest golf tournament on God’s green earth!

Luckily you have friends like us here at Bully Pulpit.

 

We put our heads together and came up with a full proof excuses — er, reasons — for every situation you may encounter.

1. HOW TO WATCH AT WORK

First off, let’s not kid ourselves, your boss is probably watching too. But just in case they aren’t a golfer, repeat after us: Crtl + T, Crtl + T, Crtl + T!

 

O! We almost forgot the link to the webcast. Watch while you, “work” here.

 

2. THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE HAS CHORES FOR YOU

Set up your laptop in the garage. Then, no matter the chore, say you have to go to the garage.

  • Gotta sweep the kitchen floor — “I’ll grab the broom in the garage.”
  • Need to change a light bulb — “I’ll go grab an extra bulb. I think it’s in the garage.”

 

When you’re hit with the inevitable, “What took you so long in the garage?”, just say, “I think I should clean the garage.” Bingo!

 

3. THE KIDS WANT TO PLAY OUTSIDE

Give ’em a stick, tell ’em go to the park or stay in the yard, and BE BACK BY DINNER!

 

Heck, that’s what you did as a kid, wasn’t it? Plus, as big Teddy Roosevelt fans, we know he’d approve! Poof, problem solved!

 

These tips are without a doubt, 100% guaranteed to work — with no repercussions coming your way whatsoever.

 

Let’s us know your tips for watching The Masters in the comments below!

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